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Fun Vampires Have, Page 3
Do vampires have fun? Yeah, despite all the problems we have, we still manage to have some fun. We have more fun than blondes. Here's some of the fun we have, some of the silly situation we sometimes find ourselves in...
Seeking contributions and input. Please see "Fun Vampires Have", p1 for more info.
Once my eight year old sister's friend, Danielle was over and I was in
the bathroom primping for a night out. The little girl would NOT stop
watching me, and I HATE when people watch me put on makeup! So... I decided
to have a little fun. *giggles mischiviously* I had not, and still have
not, found a donor so I opened one of my self-inflicted wounds and began
licking at the lucious red life force... RIGHT IN FRONT OF DANIELLE! It
was very funny watching her stare at me. I looked back at her and said,
"My blood's no good. Can I try some of yours?" *grins evilly*
I laughed as she turned white and ran out of the room. Now little Danielle
knows to leave me alone when I'm putting on my makeup, and that you DO
NOT annoy a 13-year old vampire. >:)
A while ago I was sitting outside around midnight watching guys deliver phone books. When one of the guys came to my house he stopped as if afraid. He obviously didn't see me as I was in the shadows. As he started again towards my door I shifted into crouch position. I have pretty long and very sharp canines. As soon as he set the book on my welcome mat, I pounced and scared him half to death! He turned so white he almost glowed. As he ran away, I laughed and shouted, "Thanks, a lot, Mister! Imagine the beauty of it all; A 20 year-old being scared of a 13 year-old!
I am a psy-vamp/energy vamp. I have learned to become more sensitive to life-energy and to more powerfully manipulate it through studies in Reiki, Chi Gung, and other alternative and martial arts.
I work, among other jobs, in a deli at a local supermarket. We are next to the seafood department, and when it's slow we amuse ourselves in many sometimes childish ways. Anyway, one of my co-workers found out that if you take one finger and pat a lobster's head the lobster loses consciousness. So after the manager had gone home for the night he started pulling lobsters out, patting them until they stopped moving and then balancing them on their heads so they do a headstand, and then bragging about "mesmerizing" them. I didn't pay too much attention to him because I was checking out a couple of ladies in the store, so he threatened to do the same to me.
At that, I decided to have a little fun. I went over, grabbed a lobster out of the tank, and never patted it's head, just held my hands about 3 inches away from it and sucked out most of it's energy, making the lobster pass out. That really freaked out that kid and all the others that saw it. So I jokingly threatened to do the same to them if they didn't get back to work. Of course, I returned the energy to the lobster, and even did a little energy healing on it before I put it back in the tank.
Contributed by R.I.P. Blacksmith
School sucks with all its big windows and such. I still find fun, though. Since I have a very weak heartbeat and my skin is always ice-cold and I have no color in my skin, I trick people into thinking I'm dead. Also I tend to be very quiet, so when I go up to people and say "Hi", I scare the shit out of them. There's a lot of other stuff, like if I go someplace with a lot of people, they run away even if I don't say anything.
Anyone who reads this who lives in or near Chicago, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Contributed by Evilness
Here is some of the fun I had when out at the mall...
One evening I decided to go to the mall just for something to do (it had been a long day). After walking around for a while I went over to the cafeteria/food court; when I had finally gotten a table, I noticed this guy who was watching me and it was really getting annoying. So after about 15 minutes of this guy looking at me, I looked back at him and glared over the top of my sunglasses and (having naturally long canines) I smiled at him mockingly. Well, he turned paper-white, stumbled and speed-walked out of the food court, which instantly made me bust a gut laughing! It was the highlight of my day to see him almost fall flat on his face when he tried to leave the table!
Contributed by Audrey
I am quite young, so there are many for to scare. One night, around 9:00 pm, I was standing far from the streetlight. A few of the more annoying people who put fresh ideas of laughter in my mind were nearby. A young boy asked if I would go out with him. He was quite beastly and grotesque. While I shuddered and shoved off a disgusted look, he grabbed me.
Ahh, yes the beauty of it all -- pearly daggers flashed, and he was sent away while I flicked my fingernails triumphantly. I smiled evilly, and progressed toward the rest of the group. They backed slowly away as I continued walking forward towards them, though it was the way I went home. As they walked across to the other side of the street, I chuckled as I entered my home.
It can be very delightful when fear factors must be used for defense. :) Though some, I feel, can sense a strange aire, and progression is a shallow minded attempt to extract your guarded secret.
Contributed by Alika Grim
I was sitting at the bus station, alone. Having not had a donor in quite some time (months, in fact) I decided that since no one was there I'd open one of my wounds and have a taste. I looked up to find a horrified old man staring goggle-eyed at me. I had been so focused on what I was doing that I hadn't even noticed him. I looked up and smiled sheepishly, (having forgotten to clean up first)...and he crossed himself and ran back onto the elevator. Oops!
Contributed by Jthe Wretched
Every year, my friend and I go downtown the day after Thanksgiving and watch the lighting ceremony. We had been shopping earlier and I had just picked up my new fangs (I'd finally saved up enough to get the 'Interview with the Vampire' double bicuspid set) and I never go anywhere without my cloak. We got stuck in front of one of those radical religious groups that scream through the whole thing about how the world is coming to and end and such. Well, I got upset because I could not hear the music playing. So I popped in my new fangs and put the hood up on my cloak. I approached them as if I were interested. One of them asked to see the face of the soul he was saving and I pulled down my hood giving him a huge smile. He turned white. I then grabbed his coat and pleaded with him to make me human again; the rest saw and they all bolted, screamin' that Satan had just touched John. It was great!
Contributed by Moira Eve
Eerie America TV Series
Eerie America could very well be called The Fodors Travel Guidebook for The Addams Family. I read some in-depth information about the show and saw the promo, and from what I can tell, this will be an absolutely AWESOME series if they can get it off the ground. (I'm actually praying they will.) Let others know and see who can help. This is something that should happen! Let's pull together and make it so!
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