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Fun Vampires Have, Page 9
Do vampires have fun? Yeah, despite all the problems we have, we still manage to have some fun. We have more fun than blondes. Here's some of the fun we have, some of the silly situation we sometimes find ourselves in...
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I'm in an Auto Mechanics class in my school. My friends in the class know I'm a vampire, but had never seen me drink blood before. I accidentily cut my arm on a truck we were working on. My arm was dripping on the floor and they were staring at it with these looks of horror. So, just to freak them out (and because the sight of the blood was making me thirsty), I brought my arm to my mouth and licked the blood away. Lyndsey, one of the girls, passed out at the sight. The others just backed away. I walked away, laughing. The cut needed stitches, and Lyndsey won't even look me in the eyes since then. She edges away whenever I look at her. I find it quite hilarious, myself.
Contributed by Anonymous
I am a college student in Canada and am also a sang. Last semester, I
was best friends with the hottest guy in my class (the other girls made
the votes), who also happened to be married. Now, we were just good friends,
but that didn't stop one girl from getting on my nerves. Upon seeing me
and my friend together, she started telling the class that we were having
an affair, obviously out of jealousy. My friend and I found this hilarious.
So, one day, we sat outside, waiting for her to show up (he knows I'm
a vamp and we both decided to stage this to scare her). She came outside
shortly after and, with a flash of fangs (real fangs of course), I flashed
a whiplash smile at the jealous girl and moved my lips to my friend's
neck, making it look like I was biting him. Her eyes widened in a gut-busting
look of disbelief and she managed to fall on her ass as she tried to turn
and run back inside! LMAO.
Most of my friends don't know I'm a vampire, so when I do vampire-type things, it freaks them out sometimes.
One day I was at a "gathering" with my friends (basically where we all meet in one place, and act like idiots) and we were in the middle of town, with lots of people around.
Three friends arrived late. One of them is called Hamish (which is also my name), so he said, "Hamish!" and I said, "Hamish", then I started biting him fairly hard on the neck. I got alot of strange looks from my friends, and from starngers, who just happened to be in the area.
After I stopped biting him, my friends thought nothing of it, and everything continued as "normal".
I kept biting my friends on the neck all day. In fact, they became so used to it, that they all begam doing it as well. So, at school, we always get called "Vampire", "Goth" or "Satanist". So, usually, I just grin at them and say, "Yep".
Contributed by Ham
When I was in middle school, there was an annoying boy in my classes. He liked nothing more than to annoy people. He was a pervert and tried to flirt with all of the girls, including me.
During Latin class one day, he sat close to me, too close. I was reading a book, and my bookmark was on the table. He snatched the bookmark, and I simply asked him to give it back. I certainly didnt want him to dirty it with his grimy hands. He wouldnt give it back, so I just ignored him.
But that didnt satisfy him; he continued to annoy me. How? I dont exactly remember; I think he was just saying things that I didnt want to hear. The reason why I dont remember is because something wild and uncontrollable stirred within me, and next thing I knew, I jerked my head to the side to face him and gave him my best glare. (I should mention that Im usually a nice person, so its very unusual for me to glare at people, but I do have a bad temper.) I was only planning on giving him a cold look, but at that moment, my anger built up and came out in a low, mean growl. I think I even bared my teeth. It was all practically a reflex that came naturally to me.
I dont remember the expression on his face because I was completely blinded by anger. I do recall feeling his fear (if that even makes sense, Im not psy by the way). My eyes shifted to his hand as he quickly dropped the bookmark on the table. He then jumped off the chair and literally ran to the back of the class. Interestingly enough, no one seemed to notice. Needless to say, he avoided me from then on.
I have strong, long nails, and theyre quite dangerous too. In fact, Ive accidentally scratched myself before, and the cut was very deep. Well, one night, I was vamping out, and I could not obtain blood, so I entertained myself by painting my nails blood red. The next day at school, a boy in my science class noticed my long, red nails. "Do you use your nails to cut peoples flesh?" he asked me as he made a gesture with his hands as though he were about to cut his arm with his nails. At first, I gave him an odd look, but then I decided to just follow along, and responded, "Yes..." He then said, "And you then eat the people because youre a cannibal?" I was about to tell him that hes lost his mind, if he ever had one, but then the thought of blood caused me to become thirsty. I looked at his arm, where he had made the gesture, and a thought occurred to me. Is drinking a persons blood considered cannibalism? Just to continue with our little game, I smiled and replied, "Yes." I must have given him an odd look because his eyes opened wide and he looked down at his arm and remained quiet.
Contributed by Yeli
My friend, Morgan, and I went to a Chinese restaurant one Sunday. We dressed very vampirically, but still looked nice for the occasion. Morgan sported a pair of vampire fangs that I didn't notice till we got in the car. Well, once we got there, we were minding our own business and this small group of church-goers sat down at the table next to us. My friend and I were still minding our own business, and he cracked a joke about something. I forget what it was about, but he was grinning and showing his fangs, as well. One of the Church-goers saw his fangs and panicked; her husband looked over and just shook his head, but then the entire group got up and moved all the way across the resturant to get away from us. Morgan and I were trying so hard not to laugh! We both are vampires, and fangs are wuite effective if you want people to leave you alone. :D
Eerie America TV Series
Eerie America could very well be called The Fodors Travel Guidebook for The Addams Family. I read some in-depth information about the show and saw the promo, and from what I can tell, this will be an absolutely AWESOME series if they can get it off the ground. (I'm actually praying they will.) Let others know and see who can help. This is something that should happen! Let's pull together and make it so!
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