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Do vampires have fun? Yeah, despite all the problems we have, we still manage to have some fun. We have more fun than blondes. Here's some of the fun we have, some of the silly situation we sometimes find ourselves in...

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The summer after I awakened, I was at my mother's house and am very interested in Victorian times (not having to do with vampirism), especially dress. I had found a frock coat online and had the money to buy it, but needed a credit card so I asked my stepfather. He went online and found it and commented on how only a vampire would like that. I just smiled and laughed (none of my family knows). Later that week, I was in my bedroom after my parents had gotten new blinds, and since my room was black, I recieved a blackout shade. Since it's obviously sunny in the good ol' state of WA, I had the shade down and no lights on. My stepfather happened to come in, and again jokingly commented on how must be a vampire. All that summer he found some comment to make about me being a vampire, which was what I thought odd but fun.

If I may add, if anybody is in West NY, in NY, or near Mt. Vernon in WA, could you contact me? I have not directly met anybody of the type yet, thanks.

Stay Happy, some of us need it.

Contributed by Dave, davefyil (at)

Last year, I travelled to a small town in the country and there was an old cemetery. My girlfriend and I decided to wander through the graves at night, just to pass the time. We were as quiet as possible, feeling the sweetness of the darkness when somebody came in from the gate.

I did not want to be seen there, so quite scared, I said to my girl, "Pretend to be a ghost! Do it!" She began to act like a ghost from hell, walking softly, almost floating amongst the graves... That was really funny. I moved as fast as I could to the back gate, but the man saw the "ghost" and froze in terror then ran away from the graveyard.

Some minutes later, he was back with three other men. My girl hid in a tomb and I moved quickly from the back gate to the front gate, and stood for a while staring and hissing at the men. They said nothing and did nothing but you had to see their faces! Then I moved away and vanished in the dark. I called my girlfriend and we jumped the wall and were gone.

Soon after that, we were walking down the streets and heard some local residents talking about ghosts and vampires in the town. Then suddenly, a drunk man stood up and shouted, "Hey, look! The vampire!! The devils! The people from the graves!" We were almost busted! Happily, I said that the man was drunk and crazy and that vampires and ghosts donĀ“t exist, and he'd better talk about God and Jesus than about such evil stuff. They gave me reason... But there are still people there who fear me.

Contributed by Stuart

This incident involves fangs and a little boy. I was waiting at the bus stop after having been to see my sister at work in full gear: full-length leather trench coat, spikey hair, black lipstick, black eyes, you can imagine the rest...spikes, etc.

This little boy, probably no older than about five, was dragging along behind and older boy and girl in their late teens (his brother and sister?). As hewalked slowly past me, he glared at me, intrigued by my looks. I couldn't help but smile at him, baring my fangs and hissing slightly. The poor little kid turned white, stood petrified a little bit, and then ran screaming toward his brother and sister. I couldn't help but laugh out loud and got more strange looks.

After about five minutes I saw them on their way back, so I sneakily removed my fangs, ready to smile at them. The little boy must have told them he had seen a vampire and they didn't believe him because he dragged them back to see me. When they got to me, the little boy was glued to the older boy's arm, whispering, "There she is, the girl in black." The older boy looked at me and I smiled, revealing a perfectly normal smile.

"She hasn't even got fangs, how can she be a vampire?" he said and the little boy just kept saying,"But she has. I saw them, I saw them!" The older boy told him he'd watched too much TV and dragged him away. I had to laugh.

Contributed by Lamia Mephistopheles Wraithinez - xmephistophelesex (at)

Three of my friends know that I am a psy vamp, and one one knows I'm also a sang. Needless to say, they tease me about it, and most of the time I go along with it. One day while my friend (the one who knows I'm a blood drinker) made a funny comment about it while we were alone. One of the football players at my school who has a nasty habit of listening to other people's conversations, overheard us, and he asked me if it was true. My friend and I kind of looked at each other, and I smiled at him. "I could be," I told him in attempt to scare him. He looked at me, wide-eyed, and took a step back. I could tell from the look on his face that I was going to end up as locker room gossip if I didn't do something. My friend could see it, too, and she moved around so that she was behind him. "But he won't tell," she said happily. "Nope," I said, "because who would believe him if he did?" And we both walked off laughing. I don't think that guy has ever told, but he still avoids me.

Contributed by SnowPaws

I was in my science class where information about my 'habits' had managed to leak from an ex-friend, and naturally questions arose. One of those lovely, prissy, popular girls (you know the ones I mean) dicided to have a go, and rudely woke me with a sharp smack to the back of my head (ow!), and started to ask the traditional questions. Instead of answering her, I just stared at her (unbeknownst to her with a couple of my favourite fangs in my mouth). Eventually she asked, "Why aren't you saying anything? Come on, talk, vampie. Why aren't you talking, huh?!" So i rose slowly, walked nose to nose with her, and whispered, "Just thinking about a snack!" and roared as loud as I could, exposing the pointy pearlies as much as possible. At this point, she ran out, screaming about crosses and garlic, while I and my science class laughed our asses off -- including the teacher. It had the right effect, though, as she and her friends quickly changed to a different science class and neither they nor their friends even looked at me again!

Contributred by Hanzi

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